Funny and Retro

Bowling jerseys with a sense of humor.

Rubber ducks, noodle cups, mankinis and 80s throwbacks, printed on the same 40% cooler fabric as everything else we make. Some ship tomorrow, most ship in days, all of them get a laugh on league night.

PriceFrom $39.95
FastestNext business day on Quick Ship
MadeBy hand in the USA

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The funny, retro and novelty designs bowlers order most. Quick Ship designs ship next business day; Fast Track designs add your name in days.

Pick the joke, then make it yours

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Pick the design

Food, animals, comics, retro bowling shirt looks and designs that need no explanation. Every one is dye-sublimated so the print never cracks or peels.

2

Add your name

Fast Track designs put your name on the back in 7 to 14 days. Semi-Custom designs add names, numbers and your team logo.

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Match the team

Same joke for the whole league team, every player in their own size. The bulk order sheet prices them together with up to 40% off add-ons.

Hand made in the USAPrinted and sewn in our shop
60-day returnsNot right? Send it back
Perfect fit guaranteeWrong size made by us, exchanged free
Always free shippingAnywhere in the USA

Funny jersey questions

Can I put my own joke on a jersey?

On a Semi-Custom design you can add your name, a team name and a logo on the product page. For a jersey designed from scratch, start with the Full Custom jersey and tell us what you have in mind.

Are the retro designs real vintage shirts?

The Vintage Collection recreates classic bowling shirt looks, the two-tone panels and stripes, on modern moisture-wicking fabric with a dye-sub print. Old look, no cotton, no cracking.

Which funny jerseys ship fastest?

Designs marked Quick Ship are in stock and ship the next business day when ordered by 2 PM Eastern, Monday to Friday. Fast Track designs print in 7 to 14 days, or 3 to 4 business days with Ultra Fast.

Are these allowed in league?

Most leagues ask for a collar and no offensive artwork. Every design here has a collar option, and the humor is the kind you can wear in front of the youth league. Check your league’s rules if you are unsure.

Funny and retro bowling jerseys

CoolWick funny bowling jerseys are the designs that get a reaction on league night: rubber ducks, noodle cups, pizza, comic book panels, mankinis and retro bowling shirt throwbacks, all dye-sublimated on a moisture-wicking fabric that keeps you 40% cooler than cotton and hand made in the USA. Quick Ship designs ship next business day from $39.95, Fast Track designs add your name in days, and Semi-Custom designs take names, numbers and logos for the whole team.

Want a retro look without the retro fabric? The Vintage Collection recreates classic two-tone bowling shirts on modern performance polyester.

Be the jersey everyone asks about

In stock tomorrow, your name in days, or the whole team in a few weeks.

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